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Hi Kids!                       

My name is Horace Oscar Oliver Thorton; you can call me Hoot!  (Get it? Hoot?)

I have been around for a long time.  Have you ever heard of the wise old owl?  That's me!!  I'm so old that people say I'm as old as dirt.  Ha! Ha!

I live on a farm in an old red barn; I love it here.  I have watched the humans around here grow vegetables and flowers for many years so I have learned a lot.  I have a good memory so you can ask me questions about gardening.

I LOVE a good laugh; so send me your funny riddles and jokes also.  My favorite kinds are garden and nature jokes and riddles*.

So send me your questions, jokes and riddles.  I can't wait to hear from you.


*only clean jokes and riddles will be posted.