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My name is Horace Oscar Oliver Thorton; you can call me Hoot! (Get it? Hoot?)
I have been around for a long time. Have you ever heard of the wise old owl? That's me!! I'm so old that people say I'm as old as dirt. Ha! Ha!
I live on a farm in an old red barn; I love it here. I have watched the humans around here grow vegetables and flowers for many years so I have learned a lot. I have a good memory so you can ask me questions about gardening.
I LOVE a good laugh; so send me your funny riddles and jokes also. My favorite kinds are garden and nature jokes and riddles*.
So send me your questions, jokes and riddles. I can't wait to hear from you.
*only clean jokes and riddles will be posted.